Farce cuz fake

 Ha

What a farce.People tie the knot take vows to support each other for lifetime.But get bored with monotonous ways of life.

Expectations they never cease to amaze me.What you want from life is what you always wanted but never shared with the same man you wished to get things from.

Finding solace is someone else’s arms will not erase whatever has happened.It was never conveyed to your man in the first place and suddenly your man is up against a wall which only opens up to put blame, point mistakes and bad-mouth him.

What about the Man.

And this happens suddenly.No warning no signs. 

You have caught your spouse cheating on you and life has turned upside down for you.The rant That is also because of you tum bhi to chup ke cigarette peete the.Daaru peeke ek din office nahin gaye. As if both are same.

It is only about your low salary, your comparison with caring boyfriend.

And what you do to win her back.You allow her boyfriend (who was once your good college friend) to live with you.

They discuss sex positions and their frequency and the neglect and loneliness takes toll on your mental health.You are already grappling with that vision of cheating.

All decisions are taken by the boyfriend.The spouse says “To kya karein tum to road pe le aaye the, wo mere Bhagwan hain.”

Tum aur tumhare maa baap Gandi naali ke keede ho.Tu unki hi paidaaish hai to wahi sanskaar mile hain.

Chhod dungi tumko tumhare harkaton ki vajah se.

Tod dungi rishta tum apne baap ki tarah vrat rakhte ho progress ka Socho. paisa chahiye mujhe Kaise bhi.

Progress kya hai. Boyfriend se aaye din kapde, socks chaddi gift lena..2ghante saath me baithkar automatic washing machine chalwana…Ghar ka Malik usko bana Dena.Jo specially kaha jaaye Ye husband wife ki baat hai please. Wo bhi jaake boyfriend ko bata Dena.

Ye bolne par meri job kahin aur lag gayee to. Main kyu jaaogi tumhare saath…tumhare behnoi nahin rehte alag tum bhi raho.Bacche chote the to maine pala tumko nahin chheen ne dungi.

Your wife. Kaan se Kacchi pet se uthli.

Boyfriend is always in her head. Sab fake. Sab nakli baal nakli hansi nakli character.

Ab sabse badi cheez AUKAAT.

Priority list is here

1. Aukaat

2. Bacche

3. Tumhare Café.

Aur haan rishte jabardasti thope nahin jaate, yeh mera boyfriend ab hamara family hai.Meri to nahin hai Arey wo to apni family ka bhi nahin hai.

Khair tumhare Saanp banne se mera pyaar tumko kam nahin hoga. But pyaar Jo hai wo mutual hota hai to ripple effect se amplify hota hai otherwise…

But koi nahin mere liye to nibhane ka naam pyaar hai…I will swallow everything and my love is not dependent on you loving me.It is without any motive to get anything in return.

P.S. Jinke saath rehte ho waise hi ban jaate ho.

Agar rishte me koi ek hamesha todne aur chodne ki baat karta hai phir bhi rishta Jayam hai isko matlab uparwala aur dusra partner zyaada strong hain aisa hone nahin de rahe.

After 4 years still in BCH....
Period of self doubt started around a month back....
Would have to get through to something better if not bigger,it's high time to call naukri.com guys.....but the question remains...what do you want from life....

CAT or exec mba...not too many choices...but need to work hard..
Managing time is going to be the key factor...

managed to give the test

It has been a harsh month or so.The curfews and the pleural effusion did not help after all.The preparations were already on all time low and in the nitro boost period everything went in for energy saving mode.

Nevertheless,the experience was hilarious.Although not in ideal state to give the test(unbathed since 3days,stomach full of gastric juices only,contracted cold),felt much better than the AIMCATs.

The AIMCATs were a total loss.For 3000 odd bucks would have earned me apps galore for my iPhone and also some cool apparels.

But I must tell you this city continues to surprise me.

There is always a new trouble up its sleeves and hence needs constant vigil,or else you are screwed.details on this would be in travails and travels.

Did not get time to revise the QA section.English went on relatively smooth,could review the section.lets see what happens keeping legs crossed.

JAAGO MOHAN PYAARE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Missed the AIMCAT 1206 today..........I feel like kicking myself..........still searching for that shock which will jolt me out of this oblivion and delusion...........hopefully next post after CAT.Signing off till then.

CAT N MOUSE

The more I try to run away from it,more is the number of re-entries this thing makes.Started preparing for it as I was not willing to go for M.Tech.
You not interested in GATE then CAT it is.Got myself enrolled for TIME which had started that year only in campus.
6TH SEMESTER,B.TECH,MECH. ENGG.,
At first i.e. till march 2008 I was trying to convince myself I can/will do this.Then came april and the lecture+presentation of Ashoka Leyland.Suddenly the moods swung,preferences changed.
Gotta get placed in a good automobile company........yeah,only for getting the job that these irritating/frustating/monotonous/cramophilic lectures were endured.
I read from cover to cover The Crouse.Then came the period of rejections but not that blunt and direct.Leyland was the first core company to visit our campus 1st or 2nd april.got through the written,next was PI that too in lucknow(pool campussing)
.Till date I don't know whether being interviewed after lunch was my fault or not knowing types of ail filters used in cars.Nevertheless,was confident of not making the cut.And the result was consistent with my
Next was MSIL juggernaut.After a week of rumours dates were announced of maruti visit,30th May 2008 after the sem end.The same old 20 questioned paper,got through the written,PI tomorrow.Ok will get thru the PI,their HR some Grover seemed jovial,these people dont look like tech-mongers.Then have to start summer training in Railways Workshop,Jamalpur.will be a double whammy
.Not to be.
Was interviewed in the last,and that too in HR panel.They seemed tired and couldn't go beyond my schooling.
aha....boarding school....ragging......co-curricular,extra curricular.My stories  were gags for them and my interview ended with:was good talking to you,Manish. you entertained us,that's it!Thank You.What followed was a rushed packing and the journey will be described in travails and travels,the journeys' blog.
The first company to come in Final Year was BCH Electric limited and after being rejected by three companies(resume for L&T was rejected,late submission) didn't think twice before sitting for it.Got through.And just before the names were announced,another notice came,TML is going to visit after 6 days.
What more,I am still trying for it.Switching to TML..Meanwhile filled the form for CAT-2008 and on 16 th nov appeared for my first CAT exam.Before placement couldn't prepare after placement what is the need.....
Till date I have had 2 all india level humiliations:
IIT MAINS 2004 Mathematics.
CAT 2008.
Just hoping CAT 2011 does not go on to become the 3rd one.
Just hoping.